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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 4 days ago

Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?

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Keeping stuff in a shed keeps it safe from the elements, right?

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 4 days ago

For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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No, it keeps zombies out unless they’re explicitly invited in. Or maybe that was vampires? Which one is Jesus again?
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  i mean turning blood into wine does feel vampire-adjacent, but he did also rise from the dead so… both?

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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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