I tried to pinch to zoom to read this, and my phone mistook the gesture for “store this image in the cloud?”

I’m sure there’s some kind of joke there. The pieces are all there. Somebody make something out of that.

That’s right, I’m a comedian who’s outsourcing my jokes to Lemmy. I figure if the billionairs can oppress people and harvest their labor, why can’t I? Oh, because I’m not rich? Oh fuck you asshole! I oppress who I want!

…I think I got sidetracked.

Now about that joke…Lemmy, what’dya got for me?

https://www.tumblr.com/blapis-blazuli/186368278851/ive-come-to-make-an-announcement-shadow-the

Shirts that should be thoroughly burned, the ashes buried in unconsecrated ground or scattered to the four winds, and never spoken of or thought of again.