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And it squeals out too. High pitched squeal noise
Pulling the condom out with it fighting its way back in…
Lmao
What do I look like, some sort of renegade angel?
I’d have kept them in my fish tank.
Ok, switching to my horny account to post this (for hopefully obvious reasons):
I’m really into excessive cum. Samething about being able to fill a quart jug or more gets me going.
But for SOME GODDAMN REASON others who are into that shit also post this shit unironically as if it’s the same fetish. Like what the fuck. I just have to scroll really fast and hope I don’t lose all my arousal. FUCK
This isn’t my horny account. Or maybe rather all my accounts are definitionally horny.
Got any good links/sites?
Not a special account and not anything I’m into, but for any fetish, Bing Video Search.
I’ve mostly settled into looking at rule34.xxx for that specific fetish, a lot of that stuff gets posted there.
excessive_cumis a widely used tag (I believe related sites like gelbooru and e621 use the same tag, but it’s been a while / haven’t used that site respectively).cumflationis often a good proxy for it too, but is as different from that as this whole big sperm thing so it depends on if you’re actually into that. Though keep in mind any good gallery has some advanced search features, so you should be able to put for exampleexcessive_cum -hyper_spermto get stuff withexcessive_cumbut nothyper_sperm. Searchinghyper_spermis actually a much rarer tag than I thought though so maybe there’s another tag I’m not aware of. Also puttingsort:scorein the search makes it like a “Top: all time” like you see here on lemmy.4chan’s /d/ board usually has a very slow but active excessive cum thread. It’s also where most of my annoyance with hyper sperm comes from, so go figure. Oftentimes the OP will even specifically request it which kinda ruins the thread for me.
One artist I follow (that I believe is active on that /d/ thread) is pwcsponson. He does mostly hyper (including hyper sperm occasionally 😠), so chances are you’d have the same reaction to the general hyper-ness as with the hyper sperm. I don’t for whatever reason, so I like it.
Non hentai/drawn stuff is way harder to find because for whatever reason the tagging is terrible. Creamy Spot on pornhub (and presumably other places) is the one channel I find consistently does it, and like with most real stuff you won’t find it by searching “excessive cum”. I believe the term I searched to find her was “fake cum”? I barely remember. Hentaied also have a category of videos for this stuff and are more professionally shot, but it’s almost too professional for my tastes.
realbooru could potentially be really good because it’s got all the functionality of the sites mentioned at the beginning, but everything is so poorly tagged because that’s just the pattern with photo/video content I guess 🤷.
What a terrible day to have eyes
((Alien facehugger screech SFX here))
Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
It’s surprisingly sweet, too!
I was supposed to eat soon…
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too…
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
Arbok vs Muk
Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…
Chugging sriracha
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
…ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
I mean, they eventually do. Fetuses kick in the womb.
You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
finally, a good use for ai
uwu
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Enough internet
moar
Hat Chat podcast deep cut?
