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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago

Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

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Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I think I just thought of a birthday present for my GF.

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      Nah, send this to the people you hate.

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    What is funny is that is how you are suppose to ship crickets and anyone who has bought large amounts of crickets knows that.

    Source: Have recieved many shipments of crickets in a box.

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      How is one meant to contain the crickets while opening the box?

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        Typically you have a place to contain the crickets until you feed the crickets to something, you open the box over the container and dump them in.

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      Why can’t they be placed inside a slightly smaller box within the bigger one?

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        Because it’d be the same when you open the slightly smaller box so that’s why it should be shipped in a small box inside of a slightly bigger box inside of another slightly bigger box to solve that problem.

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          The real solution here is to put each cricket in an individual box inside the larger one.

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            This guy ships!

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          Presumably they would write “WARNING OPENING THIS BOX WILL RELEASE HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS” on it

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            Just throw a ‘c’ on it so people know.

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        yeah i’m not sure what they’re on about, they should very very very obviously be contained inside a plastic box inside the shipping box, just rawdogging them in the shipping box cannot be fucking legal.

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      What do you do with crickets?

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        You feed them to things like frogs, spiders, etc.

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