Oh thank god the good people over at JP Morgan Chase aren’t bending the knee, they should be forgiven for that whole London Whale thing, the Subprime Mortgages and predatory lending that helped lead to the 2008 financial crisis and all that stuff, which mostly disproportionately ruined the lives of POC (sometimes completely), it’s all cool because they said “no we think this move will benefit our shareholders more than if we bent the knee, we’ll make more money virtue signaling.”
Never thought I’d see lemmy simping for one of the largest and most evil banking institutions in the world, the fuck? Other corporations like apple and microsoft sure, that happens all the time here, y’all love billion dollar corporations so long as they have “good” UI and can run the fortnites, but JP fucking Morgan?!
Oh thank god the good people over at JP Morgan Chase aren’t bending the knee, they should be forgiven for that whole London Whale thing, the Subprime Mortgages and predatory lending that helped lead to the 2008 financial crisis and all that stuff, which mostly disproportionately ruined the lives of POC (sometimes completely), it’s all cool because they said “no we think this move will benefit our shareholders more than if we bent the knee, we’ll make more money virtue signaling.”
Never thought I’d see lemmy simping for one of the largest and most evil banking institutions in the world, the fuck? Other corporations like apple and microsoft sure, that happens all the time here, y’all love billion dollar corporations so long as they have “good” UI and can run the fortnites, but JP fucking Morgan?!