Have you noticed the messages on your Starbucks cups as of late? As it turns out, there's a reason why baristas are going out of their way to write them.
Please help. I am a prisoner. I have to write on one thousand cups to earn a meal. I don’t know where I am or how I got here, so please just follow the cups. There are many like me. Enjoy the coffee!
Coming soon, your Starbucks cup may read: