We are still together and things calmed down for a bit. There is now a moratorium on discussing China and we have painted over the Maoist slogans on the walls so my parents could visit without seeing it.
But yesterday I came home and she was outside throwing rocks at birds. I asked why, and she told me “the sparrows are bourgeois”. Her victims were pigeons.
After I pointed this out she called me a “lysenkoist”. I’m truly at a loss for words here.
thank her for educating the liberalism out of you
then go pick up a rock :mao-aggro-shining:
What did the pigeons do to deserve this!?
their crimes are so fowl that no human language can describe them. so multitudinous that even a partial retelling would take the entire lifespan of the universe, birth to death.
they keep fucking shitting on my cari’m afraid you’re just going to have to trust in her superior grasp of theory, comrade. to the killing fields you go!
Does your girlfriend have a sister? Asking for a friend
Her sister is a trot who keeps trying to sell us newspapers
if it’s china daily tell her hit me up
It isn’t
You need to subject her to a struggle session.
We’ve been through this before. I had to wear the hat and plaque. It didn’t help our relationship one bit
This is so fucking funny lol
10/10
Best bit 2023.
Sounds like she’s a keeper
She keeps life interesting
The sex involves her parading you around the house while naked with insults written on your body and she’s screaming at you for being a right opportunist
She prefers the term “capitalist roader”
“I’m truly at a loss for words here.”
You and me both buddy.
Idk whether this is a bit or not
I wish this was a bit
