half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

china is genociding the desert and you’re celebrating??

my hobby: dumping used motor oil into aquifers. don’t like it? don’t look!

i appreciate the thought. realistically i will probably be fine (albeit miserable) but i fear for the many, many homeless people in my city

fr this is the kind of thing that should earn you a summary execution

guess i’ll get to find out first hand if all dogs really do go to heaven

should be torn apart by the parents of the dead

hasn’t TC been gone for like a year now? i mean it’s never too late to hate imo but did something happen to prompt this?

no hostility intended mind, just feels like this post came out of a time capsule or something

20 years ago they were choke slamming 13 year olds into hardwood benches and arresting them for getting into minor scuffles (this is a real childhood memory btw)

I can only imagine what hurting the holy document would get you, particularly in these times. probably shot

how to get your arms broken by the school cop 101

the therapist:

turns out spines are vestigial after all, suck it science

this is a great example of why it is never wrong to cut your family (or indeed, anyone) right the fuck out of your life for their beliefs

I can’t even start, or understand it, or anything.

i had this issue starting voice training because too many of the videos on it delved too deeply and too greedily into the technical aspects to make any sense to my useless dipshit brain. my understanding is that is less the case now than it was in the past (with people like transvoicelessons on youtube etc making the switch to a more casual-friendly approach rather than a “get a degree in audio engineering/music theory” one) but if you still find it impossible to understand then honestly you can just ignore all that shit? the easiest way to voice train is just to try and keep trying. sing along to songs that are close to what you wanna sound like, try to imitate voices you enjoy, that sort of thing. in my case i get immense panic/despair when trying to actually practice along to all the various techniques and shit so i just started mimicking instead and it has worked well enough to pass 100% of the time on the phone despite having a relatively deep natural speaking voice

i won’t lie and say i’m perfectly thrilled with it but if you main pain point is passing then it could be a valid pathway for you to pursue.