sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldBanned to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearsmessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down10
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearssir_pronoun@lemmy.worldBanned to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squarePsythik@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoIn most dishwashers the “middle rack” is just the top rack. You would know if you had a dishwasher with 3 racks. And to be fair, the third rack tends to not have a lot of headroom when you do have one. Can only fit silverware and small utensils.
minus-squareHiggs boson@dubvee.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoMy middle rack sits out in the garage because it felt dumb.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago…you mean your top rack, right? Not the rack your glasses and large tools/utensils go on.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agocame to say this. well la de da mister hotty totty.
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoyeah thats the high faluten way of writin it I think.
minus-squareotp@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThat sounds like a euphemism for, uh… let’s call it jailbait
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoOK. Now I have a black eye. What next?
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoTell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoOK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agocall your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
minus-squareDaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThey’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agopretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThe top end Asko model has four racks…
wait, theres a middle rack??
In most dishwashers the “middle rack” is just the top rack. You would know if you had a dishwasher with 3 racks. And to be fair, the third rack tends to not have a lot of headroom when you do have one. Can only fit silverware and small utensils.
My middle rack sits out in the garage because it felt dumb.
…you mean your top rack, right? Not the rack your glasses and large tools/utensils go on.
came to say this. well la de da mister hotty totty.
Hoity-toity?
yeah thats the high faluten way of writin it I think.
Hot toddy
That sounds like a euphemism for, uh… let’s call it jailbait
What’s a dishwasher?
Ask your mom
OK. Now I have a black eye. What next?
Tell your dad the dishwasher’s broken
OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
The top end Asko model has four racks…