• Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago
    1. Rob a bank, sack 10 million.
    2. Travel to USA, buy a gold card.
    3. Be safe and spend 5 million because the US won’t extradite an American. :D

    You need to be fast, though.

    • Drew@sopuli.xyz
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      3 days ago

      You don’t become a citizen after getting this card, which is what’s so funny about it

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      4 days ago

      Banks don’t keep much cash these days. They don’t want the population to be able to liquidate and leave their system of control. You’re not finding a bank with 10 million unless you pull a heist with inside Intel on when they’re moving a large chunk of cash.