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- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
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“They fly now ?”
Wrong. I’m not brave in either scenario.
Neither am I.
I don’t mind insects most of the time. I do beekeeping and love spiders.
But there are two bugs that scare me: roaches and centipedes (millipedes are cute though).
We had roaches a few times when I was a kid and it just scared me for life. They’re fucking everywhere, they’re noisy, and you can always see one in the corner of your eyes. fuck roaches.
Bitch I will squish you with my thumb. In mid air is I have to! *hakkas the roaches*
Gregor moment
The closest I’ve ever come to “fear” of an insect was the day I discovered “Tarantula Hawks”. Imagine a giant purple, orange-winged wasp dragging a very large tarantula across the ground; like Tony Soprano disposing of a body. Whose only reaction, upon noticing my startled gaze, was to continue dragging it’s victim, completely unphased, while looking at me like, “What? You want to take a picture or something?”
Made the mistake of thinking I could spray one of the big Florida ones, coming from a place where I was used to the German cockroach. He did not die. He was however very pissed and tried to get me through the door I managed to shut in time.
I don’t understand people that believe they can just spray bugs.
It’s either direct physical violence or you could as well do nothing. Bring a bat.
(And well, I guess I’m banned from reddit now.)
You fly until a size 13 boot renders you into a fine paste.
Size 13?
Do your shoes work as a tent for smaller folks?
Yes, but a size 13 is only a 1-2 person packed like a tuna can type deal. Really you want to find someone else with 15s for a more comfortable make shift shelter.
