• Emerald@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      24 hours ago

      I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

      I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

      I was in a parking spot too.

      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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        16 minutes ago

        When I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao