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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is at a work function

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is at a work function

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • steeznson@lemmy.world
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    I once walked towards a dude wearing the same shirt as me in a nightclub on my way to the toilet. I said, “Nice shirt bro!” and then walked directly into a floor to ceiling mirror.

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      Were you sober

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        What do you think? I probably should add that I was 19 at the time where its legal to drink in the UK at it was around 1AM

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          I have done similar while sober. That’s why I’m asking.

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            Ah that makes sense I thought you were implying I was a dumb arse. Which is also true but not strictly relevant here.

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      I’ve bumped into a mirror at a nightclub and apologized to myself. And then facepalmed harder than I ever have before.

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