As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Human Services headquarters. “People across the world lived for thousands of years without sinks, and they were just fine—healthier, even,” said Kennedy, who noted that the cuts would not only save taxpayers thousands of dollars in maintenance and water bills each year, but be better for the environment as well.
Thank goodness this is the onion. I almost bought it uncritically.
I hate that for a moment I actually thought this was possible. WTF
It’s definitely possible; the question is whether he’s stupid enough to try it yet
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Well it’s not like RFK would be the kind of person to wash his hands after defecating or urnating, so what would be the point of having sinks in the bathroom?