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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

No free gas...

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No free gas...

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    If he dies early in the morning they’ll be bankrupt by 10am

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      Worth it

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      So you’re saying someone can Kill Trump & get free gas!?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Whatever works

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      They would just be out of gas instead of being bankrupt. As it’s big tanks under the ground and not an infinite supply.

      Just to be pedantic.

    • PostaL@lemmy.world
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      He have to die in his sleep, otherwise no fee gas for you

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Without his illegal market manipulation, they might break even.

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    Bro I’m rolling up at 12:00:01. Cause you know the moment he gets his cream of methies breakfast hell start.

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      “last 24 hours”.

      You know what, I’m sure “last 12 hours” would work too.

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        Hey man don’t close the loopholes.

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    We need to stop subsidizing gas and oil.

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