• PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    My mom is 70 and she’s still fucking lectures ME on shit that she can’t even get straight.

    Her new one: don’t eat salmon, it causes salmonella.

    We used to eat Salmon like at every major holiday.