New legislation frees up president to do pretty much anything, really
After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply write whatever law he wants. “Today we are sending to the president’s desk 200 completely clean sheets of paper that are hereby codified such that anything he chooses to fill those pages with will have the full force of law,” House Speaker Mike Johnson said as he ushered the bill through his chamber, overcoming minor pushback to ultimately win bipartisan support for the measure, which gives Trump the power to enact federal statutes, declare war, or spend the entirety of the U.S. Treasury without a single check or balance. […]
Don’t give them ideas…
Who else but The Onion is equipped to lead America into the future?
I ate the onion…
Thank fucking Christ this was the onion.
Big Beautiful Blank
The problem is that you can’t make these kinds of jokes anymore because it could be true