Matthew McConaughey’s career is almost eight times as long as the Confederacy. Why aren’t they proud of that piece of Southern heritage? Why am I not seeing this on the back of jacked-up pickup trucks?
Oh sure, a Matthew McConaughey flag is gay but dressing up in a fancy grey suit and hanging around in a tent in a field with a bunch of other fetishists is perfectly straight.
Cocomelon has lasted for over four times as long as the Confederacy
They’re being beaten by mind-numbing nursery rhymes
Matthew McConaughey’s career is almost eight times as long as the Confederacy. Why aren’t they proud of that piece of Southern heritage? Why am I not seeing this on the back of jacked-up pickup trucks?
Cuz “that would be gay”, and Conservatives only allow themselves to be gay in secret
If that is gay, what is this???
Worship of their God
Their fabulous god.
He’s super, thanks for asking!
An actual picture of a 6’3" 215 lb Donald Trump?
Oh sure, a Matthew McConaughey flag is gay but dressing up in a fancy grey suit and hanging around in a tent in a field with a bunch of other fetishists is perfectly straight.
Your problem here is you’re expecting conservatives to use logic
An awful, hot, itchy, wool suit.
Oh, o-oh my o///o
I don’t bother learning anyone’s names (or backgrounds, or anything really) in showbiz, but I may make an exception. Strictly for learning. Strictly.