JD Vance may single handedly destroy the popularity of the full beard on a chubby face, which is basically the millennial version of a comb-over (except they’re hiding fat neck instead of hair loss).
Kinda like Hitler did with the toothbrush mustache.
He’s not as popular as Hitler. Read that as uncharitably as you want, pick the best year for corporal couch fucker and the worst year for the literal nazi and the couch fucker still ain’t as popular.
JD Vance may single handedly destroy the popularity of the full beard on a chubby face, which is basically the millennial version of a comb-over (except they’re hiding fat neck instead of hair loss).
Kinda like Hitler did with the toothbrush mustache.
Or in my case the severe lack of chin.
The good lord really fucked me over all the way around.
He’s not as popular as Hitler. Read that as uncharitably as you want, pick the best year for corporal couch fucker and the worst year for the literal nazi and the couch fucker still ain’t as popular.
It’s more that he does the painted-on beard.
All colour, no volume.
For people willing to put some time into growing it, I think it’s ok.
Probably also his moon face makes it more distinctly “him”.