i didn’t think we’d met

i really don’t think anyone else could pull off the german neoclassicallism of the role

i’m gonna be honest looking at will smith’s career the good decisions were ones other people made

time bandits is cheating

i mean, i can understand zardoz tho

everyone should plan on it anyways

i can’t vote without my voting knife and my voting joint! also my voting semiautomatic shotgun! also did you know you theoretically can’t be arrested for your conduct in a voting booth, which is why there’s that guy who smoked a joint in the voting booth and then swallowed the roach every year for a while?

imagine this gallon of hairs is your hairs

while it probably would be good for us overall, i like volcanoes better than to do that to them

I’m unstable but i’m not that unstable. If I get pissed off I just write bad music you don’t gotta worry about me. Think of me like Taylor Swift with the 7 Assholes

wait hold on i’m gonna use that as an album

i hate that i have to ask but are these mass executions part of the talks

we have a great tamale guy here too (unfortunately he is famous and naming him would narrow down my location to like, three streets) and he makes them right, but like outside of him and family i have not been able to find good tamales.

i’m gonna warp the saucer section directly over their capital, then warp it away, but leave some photon torpedoes armed and behind where the saucer section was before it warped. when those detonate they should spell out “FREE BEANS”

if they don’t name it the dipshit maneuver i’m leaving the academy

oh fuck yeah tamales. the thing people around here fuck up about tamales is they make them too large. you end up getting a shitton of mushy nixtamal and hardly any good filling.

the right to take the time off, not the right to be paid for it.

but i am pagliacci

hairy cartoon animal butts

yes they do. they spill products onto clean floors and immediately mop them up. maybe i’m thinking of feminine hygiene products or adult diapers. i don’t watch a lot of commercials.

maybe god did save the queen by killing him