ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 2 Monaten$1,000 richerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1978arrow-down16
arrow-up1972arrow-down1image$1,000 richerlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 2 Monatenmessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·vor 2 MonatenPay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·vor 2 MonatenA thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
minus-squareChivera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·vor 2 MonatenYou’re offering holes? Where’s the line
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·vor 2 MonatenWell, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
You’re offering holes? Where’s the line
Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.