• Salvo@aussie.zone
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        1 day ago

        A society girl was being driven in the Town car by the Chauffeur.

        Suddenly the car broke down, so the chauffeur popped the bonnet and had a look inside the engine bay. A loose hose clamp had caused a coolant leak and the engine had overheated and run dry.

        The young lady (being a modern gal and having all sorts of things) reached into her handbag and asked “Would you like a ScrewDriver?”.

        “Might as well, we’re not gonna be able to get this Bastard started again!”