A society girl was being driven in the Town car by the Chauffeur.

Suddenly the car broke down, so the chauffeur popped the bonnet and had a look inside the engine bay. A loose hose clamp had caused a coolant leak and the engine had overheated and run dry.

The young lady (being a modern gal and having all sorts of things) reached into her handbag and asked “Would you like a ScrewDriver?”.

“Might as well, we’re not gonna be able to get this Bastard started again!”