YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · vor 1 MonatDiscussion Thread 🪼 Monday 3 November 2025message-squaremessage-square164linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🪼 Monday 3 November 2025YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · vor 1 Monatmessage-square164linkfedilink
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·vor 1 MonatThey keep asking him if he’s had any bad reactions and he says “no”. I told him next time they ask, tell them you’ve been eating more icecream lately and you think your dick’s grown a few more inches and see what they say.
minus-squaremelbaboutown@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·vor 1 MonatHe should start reeling off pregnancy symptoms
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·vor 1 MonatYessss!!! I told him “tell them your wife plucked a long white hair that look like a cat whisker from your eyebrow today. Could that be a symptom?”.
Stonefaced, ask for a handy.
They keep asking him if he’s had any bad reactions and he says “no”. I told him next time they ask, tell them you’ve been eating more icecream lately and you think your dick’s grown a few more inches and see what they say.
He should start reeling off pregnancy symptoms
Yessss!!!
I told him “tell them your wife plucked a long white hair that look like a cat whisker from your eyebrow today. Could that be a symptom?”.
Claim hairy palms
😂