SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 1 year agoI was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.i.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1657arrow-down134
arrow-up1623arrow-down1external-linkI was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.i.imgur.comSomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 1 year agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoHer: “Being caring is a red flag” You:
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoAh yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThat’s the most random ass shit. If everything’s a red flag, why even date? If a girl I dated had cats I’d be fucking happy. More pussy for me.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThe cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.
minus-squareDrPop@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoAh yes the red flag of… Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI can’t even be mad. I would just be like “yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats.”
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI mean that statement is a red flag. “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
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Her: “Being caring is a red flag”
You:
Wtf. Did they elaborate?
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Ah yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s
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That’s the most random ass shit. If everything’s a red flag, why even date?
If a girl I dated had cats I’d be fucking happy. More pussy for me.
The cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.
Ah yes the red flag of… Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.
I can’t even be mad. I would just be like “yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats.”
I mean that statement is a red flag.
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
You dodged a bullet, my friend.