• AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    1 year ago

    “I’m not scared. Last I checked cheetahs could only run at that speed for 30 seconds before getting tired. What are you going to do then?”

    “Sir, you realize you just incriminated yourself?”

    “Fuck.” steps on it

    the cheetah starts to fall behind and shouts after me “I CAN STILL WRITE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE, YOU KNOW!”