At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.
Sir,
At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.
- Management