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voodooattack@lemmy.world to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish to see my character sheet

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I wish to see my character sheet

voodooattack@lemmy.world to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Granted. You’re given a printout of your DNA sequence.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s a stat block.

    That’s right, you’re an NPC.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    It’s a Call of Cthulhu sheet.

  • alokir@lemmy.world
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    Granted. You can see your character sheet but there’s almost no new information on it.

    However, now you know for certain that we live in a simulation. This gives you an existential crisis that you can’t deal with for the rest of your digital life.

  • runeko@programming.dev
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    Granted … all your stats seem to be below average.

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Granted. You see a generic villager stat sheet.

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    Granted.

    • TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee
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      I see what you did there.

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    Granted but you notice all the stats are as low as they’re allowed to be

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