I’m begging companies to stfu and just quietly sell product in the corner.
I am so glad I barely use any social media.
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On the internet, people act like brands and brands act like people
If I ever come across a brand doing that quirky, faux-personal Wendy’s schtick I respond to the thread discussing their scandals, especially when they are about labor rights or the environment. Think along the lines of:
"This is such a funny comment, Coca-Cola™!
I bet that the Colombian Coca-Cola bottling plant workers who you had assassinated simply because they dared to attempt to unionize would have loved to read this comment. But I guess they can’t. Because you killed them."
The future will be a cross between Idiocracy and Demolition Man where commercials become the classics.
My parents watch CHUDtv constantly. Even just as background to their candy crush and past the fols ads as news stories clickathons. TV has become 60% pharma ads with bastardized classics because they can’t come up with anything original interlaced with a sociopathic drone of a depression reel of side effects to novel drugs.
There is something horribly
dystopian with a barely licensable yet unmistakable 
with slow motion happy moments and sunshine while a bland announcer [su-c-dal thoughts, tearing of your inner asshole, bleeding from your ass to death, vomiting, stroke, obesity, rabies, TB, Hepatitis A B C D F Z, induced schizophrenia, permanent blindness, induced destruction of your immune system, parasital infection, permanent liver damage, you and anything you touch may become radioactive, and death…also don’t take this drug you never taken before and don’t know if you are allergic to it if you are allergic to it] all to clear up some minor skin affliction.Ask your doctor if you also can go 🎶 OVER THE RAINBOW 🎶 with visible repair of your inner ass with PygPoopifya today!
Well one may ask how does one visibility see the inside of their asshole?
Now here’s 4 minutes of Judge Judy screaming about pitbulls, copaganda, Crapitalist Tank, or litteral and figurative Gold Diggers.
Every time I visit my parents and am in the same room as the TV it feels like I’ve jumped into the universe of Starship Troopers (the good one)
i love when it lists a long list of side effects concluding with “including death”
LMAO!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Is this about the grok media page being used to undress random women without consent? Even children were getting edited. Fucking hell
I think it’s about brands trying to be relatable by posting memes and stuff (operagx, wendy’s, etc.)
