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“The secret to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking” - Saul Tigh
A toast to a toaster.
2026 has been a long year.
Political stuff aside, 2026 has been really rough personally as well. I’m already done with this year.
Sorry to hear that. My 2026 has actually been great and refreshing.
I return to work tonight so we’ll see hpw long that lasts.
And the sixth, and the seventh… And so forth
Nah, my resolution to rawdog 2026 still stands strong.
Same. Not drinking until I lose 40 lbs. The year is off to a very rough start for my country and for me personally, so a beer sounds really nice but I don’t think I’m going to cave.
I’ve already lost 40 lbs in faith in humanity.
Five avocados? What is she, an oligarch?!
let me tell you the secret to having five avocados:
steal avocados
my question is why are they in the fridge
When your avocados are ripe you can put them in the fridge and they’ll stay ripe longer.
i don’t undersetand stay ripe longer. i understand eat. please splain.
When fruit get to good mushy point, put in fridge to stop from getting bad mushy fast. Fruit then stay good mushy longer and give more time to eat before bad mushy happen.
but why delay eat when can eat now? taste better now too
Tbf an apple avocado smoothy sounds disgusting
You’d be surprised. Avocado doesn’t add much flavor to a smoothie, but it does make it smoother and creamier.
Alcohol can be a cause of mental decline in your late years.
it also gives you tremors after prolonged excessive consumtion
You must be fun at parties
I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me
It also helps you survive the state of the world.
It also makes life more enjoyable.
It also loosens up social interactions.
It also tastes great.
If you can’t enjoy life without being drunk maybe you have other issues that you need to work on
This coming from the guy who pretended to be a swan and then seduced Leda?
I also disguised myself as a bull and fucked some other guy’s wife too. That’s how the minotaur was created
Ok so maybe we don’t lecture about good behavior then, eh Zeus?
No shit. Take a look at Sigmund Freud over here.
He didn’t tell you you want to fuck your mom. Just that you have issues.
Jokes on him then, because I wanna fuck my mom.
.avif files don’t open on jerboa 😒
I can describe it:
Image 1: january first, woman drinking green stuff with fridge full of fruits
Image 2: january 5th, woman drinking beer
I would have said wine, seems like a big bottle
Yeah, that’s a wine bottle. High chance it’s red.
A Chateau Cote de Baleau 2005 most likely
I can see em fine.
What version are you in? I’m on 0.0.84
Looks like same for me. Maybe it’s specific to your phone? I’m on a pixel 8 pro android version 16
Sounds like a solid reason to switch.
Wine is only juice so I fail to see the difference.
If ketchup is a vegetable, wine is a fruit.
Yes why not, why not meme.
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