• three@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      badass VP position at my dad’s company

      3000 sqft home on the water

      2 boats

      3 cars

      girlfriend, wife, mistress

      full head of hair

      I don’t know, you tell me.

          • skarn
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            4 months ago

            That’s what you call a joke? Are you German?

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                4 months ago

                Germans behave (in the overwhelming majority) way better than this. But their sense of humor is often… A little different.

                “German humour is a serious thing, it is in no laughing matter”

                And I have the suspicion you are an Italian living in Germany anyway.

                • Kissaki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  4 months ago

                  And I have the suspicion you are an Italian living in Germany anyway.

                  Are you aware that I am not the other commenter?

      • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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        4 months ago

        Okay, so you’re either 15 and think this is cool, or an actuall adult who actually is dumb enough to think that being a daddy’s boy and a cheater and a brwggwr about being a daddy’s boy is a flex.

        Man you’re one sad little boy, and no, you’re not okay