The barber after you leave: Damn dude I just fucked that guys head up
I had one literally say “Whoops!” once in the middle of a haircut.
My tattoo artist said that in the middle of my tattoo! Thankfully he was able to fix it.
Oof.
This is why I cut my own hair. Whose fault is it that I look like an off-brand nazi? You in the mirror, you’re a fucking hack. Learn to use scissors!
Hey, it’s not totally their fault. You’re making them cut left handed.
What kind of shit barbers do you guys all go to lol
Man, I moved to a new city a little over a year ago and am still struggling to find a barber that can give me a proper cut. I thought it would be easier out here because I’m mixed and moved from a city that’s 86% white to one that’s that’s like 46% black. Nope. The black barbers look at me like “wtf are you doing here” and give me a rush job. The Latinos give me the cold shoulder because they think I’m also Latino and seem offended I don’t speak Spanish, so they give me a rush cut too. The white folks do try, but they don’t see a lot of clients with textured hair. I just miss the rude ass Brooklyn Puerto Rican that cut my hair back in my old city. He wasn’t friendly, but you didn’t leave his chair looking like a clown.
Right? My barber is great and I just tell her to do whatever she wants because she’s the hair expert, not me. I’ve never walked out unhappy.
I only trust my GTA San Andreas barber, fam. I come in with a buzz cut and that dude makes it into a flat top, amazing display of art!
It’s mostly fondant
Delicious.
🤮
I know a confusingly large number of people who get their hair cut like this on purpose. I don’t get it. They look like Playmobil figures
“Never criticize a guy with a razor”
Literally me over the weekend.
I had an awkward moment yesterday when I saw the barber at the shops. I’d decided to wear a hat to cover it up and it seemed like he knew…
make him learn from it. thank him for helping you to check your ego. then ask him if he knows any good barbers.
You should be a barber with cuts like that.
Oliver Tree?
I had the same exact reaction
Goes home quietly and shaves head and wears beanie for 8 months.
I always bring a hat when I go to get a cut, as soon as I get back to the car it goes on. I mostly pay them to do the back I can’t see well. I can fix the front myself, and usually touch it up a couple of days later.
Here’s an idea, try being honest.
Guess I’m wearing a hat for the next six months.
