She just came come with a weird tiny black dot on her nose. I tried cleaning it off with my thumb and saliva, like any mom would do to their tween in classic stories from my youth. It wasn’t a wound and it didn’t rub off. I’m stumped.

How is your pet doing?

Big one appears to have eaten something that disagrees with her stomach, small one’s just as attention-seeking as always.

The ugly one is lazy and the other one is also lazy

She wanted to try some of the chicken. The chicken she hates. So I gave her a sliver.

She still hates it! How dare I give her some.

She’s very silly and I love her.