New House Speaker Tells Hannity, ‘Go Pick Up a Bible Off Your Shelf and Read It – That’s My Worldview’

Flying Squid@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

randon31415@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

So has he sold all of his possessions and given the proceeds to the poor?

Jeremyward@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

No no no, he worships supply side Jesus, not Hebrew Jesus. I mean fuck Jesus was brown…

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · vor 2 Jahren

I know about supply side Jesus and Hebrew Jesus. Who is “fuck Jesus” though??

teegus@sh.itjust.works · vor 2 Jahren

Jesus Fucking Christ

foggianism@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

Jesus Fucking Kennedy

teegus@sh.itjust.works · vor 2 Jahren

And with AI, he can!

CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

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Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee · vor 2 Jahren

What kinda woke bullshit is this!? /s

variaatio@sopuli.xyz · vor 2 Jahren

Also how are his bitter water abortion potion brewing skills?

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

That Jesus is the woke Jesus, though, so…