My backyard is on a hill, and the neighbor’s kids decided to sled all the way down it, slam into the top of my retaining wall, knock a bunch of shit off (breaking two big terra-cotta planters in the process) all while screeching like banshees. Needless to say, I’m not super happy with them or their parents.
So I hear the commotion, step out the back door, and literally and instinctively yell the thing.
Spring project # 185: Install a fence, possibly electrified and razor-wired.
Not sure. I’m in unincorporated suburbia so it might just require signage?
Regardless, there definitely (okay, probably) isn’t an ordinance about detecting someone touching it and making it make a “bzzzztttt” sound lol.
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