My backyard is on a hill, and the neighbor’s kids decided to sled all the way down it, slam into the top of my retaining wall, knock a bunch of shit off (breaking two big terra-cotta planters in the process) all while screeching like banshees. Needless to say, I’m not super happy with them or their parents.
So I hear the commotion, step out the back door, and literally and instinctively yell the thing.
Spring project # 185: Install a fence, possibly electrified and razor-wired.


I’ve been upset at people causing property damage since I was like 9. I worked hard and paid for my shit, don’t touch it. I still rage a little inside when people lean on cars (it seems like its a VERY little known fact how soft most cars clearcoat is and how the tiniest amount of dirt if touched leaves a scratch that has to be removed by buffing or worse, destroying a layer of clearcoat in the process).
Now, politicians? They don’t/shouldnt get that luxury of property being untouched when you allow/cause a facist party to come to power.