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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

"ShamWow" pitchman Shlomi runs for Congress as anti-woke warrior, promises to "slap chop the nuts out of the 'woke,' making less blue-haired commies and more red-blooded Americans"

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"ShamWow" pitchman Shlomi runs for Congress as anti-woke warrior, promises to "slap chop the nuts out of the 'woke,' making less blue-haired commies and more red-blooded Americans"

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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Memory unlocked

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEeUBK4OlgI

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    Remember when we compared things to Idiocracy? Then we stopped, because we passed that point.

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    Prior to his political aspirations, Shlomi’s career outside of infomercials included two sketch-style comedies considered among the worst movies ever made and an arrest in 2009 for allegedly fighting a sex worker.

    He sounds like top tier GOP material.

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    Fucking hell. Was politics always this stupid?

    Did the public ever have sense? Are we doomed?

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      I’m old. Really old. Politics has always been stupid, but current levels of stupidity are unprecedented since medieval times.

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        The dumbest political story I’ve ever read is about a bunch of gathered royals collapsing a floor and falling into the giant latrine below.

        It feels like some of those fuckers survived and time traveled to us, still covered in human waste.

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          Excellent article. Such a joyous moment!

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    These idiots are so full of coke, corruption and whatever pedo shit they can get away with

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    You know what great for soaking up slime like this… a ShamWow!

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    Less classy than ever. Id say this is a commercial meant to make people dislike the Republican party more, but they would rather you rape their sons and daughters, charge them more for everything, and deny them basic healthcare before they’d admit… Maybe I’m wrong.

    It’s quite a literal, you can get x for $100 or $60, and they chose $100 because it supports fucking over women and people who look different. Every time. I’m still looking for the exception

    (What do they give up? Nothing they save money, they pay extra for people to suffer)

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    Slap chop asshole/hooker who bit him ticket for '28 is gearing up!

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    God took the wrong pitch man.

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