“京剧, folks. Some people call it Peking opera, but it’s better than opera. It’s very impressive. The music is live, the actors are handsome, and the singing. The singing is very difficult, and many say it takes more skill than opera. They’re doing kung fu, they’re doing acrobatics, they’re singing. I tried buying a 京剧 troupe in Beijing, but they kept saying “Donald, we can’t do a Chinese version of the Pirates of Penzance, the cast only know the classics” so I said “Ok, well I’ll take my idea and take it to Broadway”. And that’s how I got into real estate.”
Reporter: “uhh, Mr President, the question was “Why did you “pre-emptively” carpet bomb Andorra?””
“京剧, folks. Some people call it Peking opera, but it’s better than opera. It’s very impressive. The music is live, the actors are handsome, and the singing. The singing is very difficult, and many say it takes more skill than opera. They’re doing kung fu, they’re doing acrobatics, they’re singing. I tried buying a 京剧 troupe in Beijing, but they kept saying “Donald, we can’t do a Chinese version of the Pirates of Penzance, the cast only know the classics” so I said “Ok, well I’ll take my idea and take it to Broadway”. And that’s how I got into real estate.”
Reporter: “uhh, Mr President, the question was “Why did you “pre-emptively” carpet bomb Andorra?””
Andorra always sounded african to me, and its a tax heaven for spanish and french dickheads so it kinda has it coming anyways
Andorra is basically Liechtenstein without the blackfacing. I wish i was joking, but i am unfortunately 100% serious.
What do you mean blackfacing?
They start their carnival / mardi gras season with a custom known as “Ruassla” where kids blacken their faces with soot. Here’s a historic photo of the practice: https://historisches-lexikon.li/images/9/9a/Braeuche_Ruassla.jpg
So Andorra is incrementally less of a shithole backwater than Liechtenstein? The bar to clear is all the way down in hell, here.
don’t worry, i got you covered
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The Andorrans yearn for freedom, President Trump please liberate Andorra from the twin princes and establish a liberal democracy.