Did you see any swallows nearby?
No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds
Do you suppose one of them could have carried it up there?
There is no way a 4 ounce bird could pick up a 1 pound coconut
European or African?
Isn’t this just how coconuts spread? Floating their seeds across the ocean?
Yes, they can wind up in Europe if they catch the right current
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there has never been a place that was not made better by coconuts. embrace the future. for this one specific time, it could be nice.
Nah, this MF’s probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.
the fuck did that poor coconut do to them ducks?Must of
'em on their heads while they were under the ice.what kind of ducks do you have?!
They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks
It’s true, here’s the evidence.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
they do be floating
More like scuba diving, bay’s only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice
LOOK AT THIS FOOL, HE’S SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE!
Monty Python had no idea this was possible.
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our lands!
“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts”
god forbid a tourist visit your hideous icy shores. though why they’d bother to deal with the heaps of your ignorance i’ll never know
i’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuuuutsss
