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Real answer: lmao-even.lol

That way source code packages in local Git can be placed under the namespace “lol.lmao-even,” which would also be our reverse-DNS lookup domain.

He’s pining for the fjords

Deeply unserious

What’s the equivalent of

Non-commissioned

When I was a kid, my mom’s boyfriend invited a friend of his to come live with us for a bit, and the guy had a large dog. One of the first nights he stayed with us, he forgot to let the dog out in the morning, so the dog took a gigantic shit at the top of the stairs. I walked out of my room and was getting ready for school and not really paying attention, stepped right in the gigantic pile of dog shit, slid about a third of the way down the staircase, and fell on my ass.

Bathroom sink overflow drains are a special kind of nasty, especially when the people who lived in the house before you jammed paper towels inside the overflow holes and they have been actively growing mold for at least six years.

Oh, and the motherfucker who installed the sink didn’t know how toggle bolts worked, so he tried to secure it to the wall with screw-in drywall anchors that were maybe rated for 15-20 pounds. When that didn’t work (and he stripped out one of the anchors), he apparently moved on to construction adhesive and just decided to glue the fucking sink to the (painted, over wallpaper) bathroom wall. The fun things you get to unravel while just trying to change out a faucet that was held together with JB Weld…

The American electorate used to be a bunch of dumb hicks. They still are, but they used to be, too.

The King’s plasticine, dead-eyed stare not only stuck with you, it haunted your steps and your dreams

Closeted vampirism enthusiasts who get peckish when they see the nightclub scene at the beginning of Blade

in the double cheeseburger

Unless you’re into that. Whatever, I’m not a cop. I just don’t want to hear any complaining when you scald your dick-flesh and get ketchup up your peehole.

Me boring into the earth for that sweet, sweet gender fluid

You joke, but, uh…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUP39CAsVWw

Adding to that prediction: Trump is going to post about it on whatever the fuck Twitter clone he’s hawking now, and misspell it as “marshall” law. Libs will go full hamberder on it again, as is tradition.

They can always

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Her name is Daedra – uh, I mean, Deirdre

Better yet, just don’t have them in the first place

Yep, Obama['s intern] talked about it in a Reddit AMA of all places.

When they do the alternate theme for the Evil Alternate Mirror Universe episodes and you start thinking “oh, this is actually all right and on-brand with reg–wait is that a fucking B-1 bomber” and realize that we’re in the bad timeline