Americans invading Iran shocked to witness working toilets for the first time
“Nothing in life is more important than the ability to defecate effectively” - Gerald R. Ford
even a broken toilet is right twice a day…
uh. i guess when it engulfs the ass of some officer in a poonami?
So good that the pipes are too small on this … dual nuke plant ship.
Why not poop in a napkin and toss it?
comrade skibidi
Chuck off the side with the planes
I feel like spiritually you’re playing dumb games to attack a Muslim nation during Ramadan and I’m frankly surprised it’s only broken toilets
Some zoomer out there realized they didn’t want to be vaporized by an Iranian cruise missile and jammed some towels down the hatch. Smart move
The CIA sabotage handbook actually recommends tennis balls for that.
hell yes i love that video
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sewage is stored in the tennis balls
Sure, but who do you think wrote that thing. I’d bet dollars to donuts it was the CIA.
good thing the pentagon has never been audited. increase that budget by $1 trillion and still nothing works right. The US military isnt prepared for a real conflict. Good.
UH, IS THE POOP DECK REALLY WHAT I THINK IT IS?
iranians about to find out why we don’t have healthcare 😤
all shit some of their pants, but some shit all of their pants
Reporting for doody
US soldiers hanging ass off the flight deck over the ocean to drop a dookie
Praying for a leaked conversation between a sailor and his commanding officer after he was fished out of the sea with no pants because he tried to avoid the bathroom lines
Oh that sailor is drowning for sure
Woke ended this hallowed tradition
Men in the army used to be able to shit into the ocean from the deck, but not now, because of WOKE.
