I’d do it. My worst enemy is a shitty person but they’re not going to cause major harm to others with that money. And I get half a million!

I guess acquiring $500,000 in pennies would be a lot to figure out logistically, but probably worth it in the end.

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy

'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit outta me

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You mean myself?

Give it to them in the form of ordinance?

Seems to work for Trump (and, to be honest, just about every U.S. President before him)