I never see you at science fairs.

Well obviously, if you opened your eyes at the altar of the forgotten gods your insides would melt out through your ears and mouth.

The phone goes both ways!

Om one hand, the image is AI generated and I hate that out of principle. On the other hand I don’t know anybody capable and willing to make art as fitting as this. As a middle ground I’ll upvote your post but ask that you mark it as AI please 😁