• CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    There’d be a whole industry dedicated to egg care! Make sure you’ve bought all your essentials:

    1. You have to have the $1000 Apple incubator of course! Integrates with the Apple ecosystem do you know your little one is at the optimal temperature at all times. Obviously there’s a manual mode when you want to add warming yourself.

    2. Definitely need that $600 Nuna egg car seat for those ovicologist appointments!

    3. Some egg decorations for the Egg Shower!

    • Amuletta@lemmy.ca
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      10 days ago

      Naw, I’d buy the last year’s model on sale Android version. Can’t have the offspring starting life with a sense of entitlement.