Hitler was also really fond of fighting in a war. He would reminisce about how he enjoyed being with his friends doing war shit. Like WWI was probably the closest we’ve ever been to Hell on Earth and he thought it was great.

It’s common among fascists to want this sort of brotherhood where they go by “survival of the fittest.”

PRO TIP: “Grazing” enemy bullets grants you a score multiplier!

NOW LISTEN HERE SONNY, BACK IN-

braaaaaap excuse me

MY DAY, WE GOT OUR EXERCISE THE 'OL FASHION WAY: RUNNING INTO BULLETS DURING WAR.

N-Not that I can remember what war I fought in… because one bullet landed in my skull… BUT I SERVED MUH COUNTRY DANG GUNDIT.