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LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Crunchy time rule

sh.itjust.works

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Crunchy time rule

sh.itjust.works

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • 💚🌲💙⭐⭐Romulus / Keith 🌹🍺✌⚽@mastodon.cloudBanned from community
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    would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn’t work

    soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

    TMYK

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      In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      BANNED FROM COMMUNITY

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      hmmm, like a tea bag

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      Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum …

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        No thanks

      • Baut [she/her] auf.@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        😋

    • Rascabin@lemmy.ml
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      And… How did you come to this conclusion?!

      • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        When splooge dries it’s lost it’s water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

        Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it’s hot enough to melt, it won’t magically re-add the missing hydration

        If she’d added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she’s after

        Basic science, really

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          @gamermanh

          The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

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    Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead .

    to be clear I’m joking, it’s hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks

    • LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      It’s just a breakfast idea

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    Wife material.

  • Vilian@lemmy.ca
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    i hate you

  • Dieal@lemmy.world
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    It’s something I’ve never understood… why do people do it in socks?

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      Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.

    • LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      For a silly walk

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      Why not?

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    The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I’m all set bro

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    :(

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Abolish jail except for her.

    Not horny jail, regular jail.

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  • pickman_model@lemmy.world
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    She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.

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      Or a jar with rainbow dash in it

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      I support her kinks.

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      would rehydrated cum even maintain it’s texture and taste

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