• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    “Quick, we need a distraction to bury this news!”

    “How about a cabinet reshuffle?”

    “Probably not juicy enough.”

    “Er, maybe bring bring pig-fucker Hameron back, make him a cabinet minister?”

    “Yup, that should occupy the news cycle for a few days.”