Hamas and ISIS were in the bedroom storing weapons with the babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

Putting a big sign that says “baby girl” with a cartoon sleeping baby next to it so that people know that a baby girl’s bedroom is here and not a hamas weapons storage

yeah this is a normal thing for palestinians

This is almost funnier than Batman and the bees

I heard they ate a gay baby

If I didn’t take that screengrab myself and I saw it on the net without a link to confirm it was real - I’d assume it couldn’t be real. Shows what I know. We live in an insane era.

terrorist infrastructure

Oh that’s a good term, really invalidates anything Hamas tries to do.

• Build a factory to make rockets? Obviously terrorist infrastructure.
• Build a power station to supply a hospital? They’re hiding the rockets from the rocket factory in it, terrorist infrastructure.
• Pour asphalt for a road? They’re just making it easier for their trucks to transport the rockets from the rocket factory.
• Put up some drywall? Well duh, they’re trying to hide the rockets from the rocket factory that totally exists behind this unassuming wall that couldn’t possibly have any other function, terrorist infrastructure.

It’s just so versatile. Somehow I doubt if we started calling everything imperialist infrastructure that the media would be quite so accommodating despite it fitting the description much more aptly.

“Thank you so much for being able to sit tonight. Aliyah’s bottle is in the fridge, don’t forget to warm it up for her and make sure she’s in bed by 8:30 at the latest. Oh, and the rockets get launched at 9:15 sharp. Tonight’s heading is 91.580, add on a couple of arcseconds if the wind picks up. Okay, that’s it! Tootles!”

Weird that they put away their camera after the photo of the sign and then whipped out a 90s flip phone for the photo of the rockets.