The thought of being remembered for something so bland and boring is weirdly scary to me. Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might’ve otherwise had. 
Edit: 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 SETTLER DOWN 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻
Alternatively, they have all their soldiers write a death-message to use as propaganda in the rare event that one of them dies.
DO NOT PUT A CATTLE PROD IN MY ASS is the most popular
Samurai death poems but for settlers