The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoCustomer supportstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1591arrow-down113
arrow-up1578arrow-down1imageCustomer supportstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago“No new models, but if you have a lifetime warranty we can help!”
minus-squareJumuta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoexcept when it’s a transmission failure
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoAt least one thousand years warranty.
“No new models, but if you have a lifetime warranty we can help!”
except when it’s a transmission failure
At least one thousand years warranty.